How likely am I to survive in medieval times?

No running water, no antibiotics, plenty of dragons (probably). Could you hack it in 1350?

20 questions · about 2 min · free · no sign-up

Question 1 of 200%

How likely are you to grow and cook your own food?

About this test

Answer 20 quick "how likely are you to…" questions on a scale from very unlikely to very likely. We add up your answers (some count in reverse) and turn them into a percentage showing how likely you are to survive in medieval times. It's just for fun!

Possible results

  • Plague Victim (0%+)
  • Humble Peasant (35%+)
  • Master Craftsperson (60%+)
  • Lord of the Realm (80%+)
See all 20 questions
  1. How likely are you to grow and cook your own food?
  2. How likely are you to go days without a hot shower?
  3. How likely are you to insult a knight without thinking?
  4. How likely are you to handle manual work from sunrise to sunset?
  5. How likely are you to ride a horse?
  6. How likely are you to complain about the lack of Wi-Fi?
  7. How likely are you to have a useful trade, like baking or carpentry?
  8. How likely are you to sleep on a straw mattress without complaint?
  9. How likely are you to get sick easily?
  10. How likely are you to stay on good terms with powerful people?
  11. How likely are you to be accused of witchcraft for your odd hobbies?
  12. How likely are you to use a sword or a bow?
  13. How likely are you to be a great storyteller by the fire?
  14. How likely are you to make do with very little?
  15. How likely are you to be picky about food?
  16. How likely are you to be able to mend your own clothes?
  17. How likely are you to wash your hands (way ahead of your time)?
  18. How likely are you to join a peasant revolt?
  19. How likely are you to walk ten miles to the next village?
  20. How likely are you to keep your head down during a war?

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